a podcast by Jackie Hedeman & Cade Leebron
Be careful, kids, there are Satanic colts out there.
Bet you can’t tell which one is which.
Stay out of the forest.
Hashtag oh oh tee dee.
Don’t worry, we’ll be gent[i]le.
Til death do us part.
Two topics, one episode.
Your weekly horoscope awaits…